2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

你錯喊另外一頭狗的名字牠也不會介意

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

你把東西撒得滿地都是，牠很高興

4. A dog's parents never visit.

牠的父母永遠不會來訪

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

你提高嗓子強烈表態，牠也不反感

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

你永不須要等啊等的，狗狗永遠隨時準備好出門

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

你喝醉了狗狗覺得你很有趣

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

狗狗不會半夜把你推醒，問你牠死了你會不會找另外一條狗

9.If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

狗狗從你身上嗅到別的狗的味道，不但不會生氣還會覺得很有趣

10 If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

狗狗離開你時絕不會分掉你一半財產！